This is the effect public education
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 yearolds with head colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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