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...another email from a friend...

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of  the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,  enjoying the windblowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in  his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights  flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled  over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper  walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift  ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for  speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old  gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida  State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper