How Many Dogs Does It Take To...

...another email from a friend

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make Me!

Shitzu: Puh-leeze, dahling. Let the servants ...

Lab: Oh! Me, Me !!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Arf!