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She sniffed me

I got into bed and then came the questions.

Holly: Did you eat something?
Me: No.
Holly: Did you start smoking?
Me: No, why?
Holly: You smell funny, like smoke.
Me: I was around the barbecue today.
Holly: {sniffs me} That's what it is, it's in your beard.
Me: Did you just sniff me?
Holly: Yes, I did.