an email from a friend:
Oxymorons
? No, not really, but some of them are kinda funny.
1. Is it good if a vacuum
2. Why is the third hand on a watch
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary
4.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected
13. Why are a "wise man
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all of the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind
19. If you are cross-eyed
20. Why is bra
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels
25. Why doesn't glue
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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