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Subject: Have You Ever Had This Disease? from Dr Feinberg
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 
'What's the matter?' he asks. 
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'